Saturday, January 21, 2006

Important Business

Good Luck in Finding the Reader Representative

So if you click on Ted Diadun's picture or the "Read it Now" link on the front of news section, you get the December 12 Reader Representative story. It is actually very difficult to find the current story from the reader representative on the Plain Dealer website. You can go to the newspaper search and get his stories, but that seems to be the only access. So, he has written three stories in 2006. (Nice work if you can get it.) The three big stories were bias in the newspaper, which was actually interesting in an inside baseball kind of way. The second story was about the use of the word "sucks." Who cares? And the first story was about how they got the mine story wrong like nearly every other paper in the country. As we continue to say, there are so many issues, the reader rep. could write a story a day and not address all the problems.

King Arthur: I am your king.
Woman: Well I didn't vote for you.
King Arthur: You don't vote for kings.
Woman: Well how'd you become king then?
[Angelic music plays... ]
King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.
Dennis: [interrupting] Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.


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